Good evening, Patriots! CoffeeWithComment here, and welcome to part 2 of this week's Bi-weekly Bullshit. Today is July 16, 2017. Time magazine and the rest of the failing FAKE NEWS publications want you to focus on Donald Trump Junior's possible Russia collusion and therefore tie that back to Trump. It's still a load of BULLSHIT and it's so stupid I'll just leave it to the fake news to cover. I just can't bring myself to care enough to do a presentation simply because there's nothing new to make fun of- you know? It's like.... you know when you're watching BMX fail videos? It's great for about 15 minutes and then yah move on. Anyway, let's get to today's topics: Pope's Buddies H8 Trump Obama's Library Baron Trump's Marvelous Underground Journey Anarchy's Funniest Home Videos Obama's Library Well well well, if it isn't little Barry here taking a page from the ol' Clinton Playbook. That's right, Obama is now receiving corporate funding for his Obama Foundation. It'll only be a matter of time until he starts receiving Saudi Money... and smuggling "pizza" from Haiti, if you know what I mean. Actually, 1.2 million dollars really isn't all that much. This Obama Library is intended to be a small community revitalization project- to provide jobs and attract tourists. Obama is proooobably overestimating his popularity... I can't think of any people that are going to make that pilgrimage... oh wait. The library will be built in Jackson Park, which is historically black neighborhood according the The Hill's article that this information is coming from. If you take Google Earth stroll around the neighborhood- it's not the prime example of what you might consider a historically black neighborhood. Take West Philly, for example... the quintessential ghetto; if Fresh Prince is to be believed. Anyway, for those interested, I have used my Grand Dragon Level of Google-Fu mastery to provide you an exclusive look of the upcoming Obama Library. Looks like our former President is getting back to his roots. Pope's Buddies H8 Trump The Vatican has blessed an article written by two "close associates" of Pope Francis which rail against the Trump presidency and particularly widespread church support of Trump's policies. Well number one no one gives a shit about what the Pope says; and number two, you people either have no understanding or are conveniently ignorant of the fact that protestant churches in the US ALWAYS back the Republican. Always. Bush, Dole, Bush, Bush, McCain, Romney, Trump... I'm not saying it’s right or wrong, I'm just saying it's what happens. the church, for better or worse, is generally a conservative institution which teaches moral values, promotes male-female partnerships and marriage; provides extra support for teaching and guidance in child-rearing and family dynamics, teaches non-aggression and helps us avoid moral pitfalls or "sin" as it's called. Through avoidance of sinning, Christians practice moderation or compete abstinence of addictive substances and extra-marital sex. A cohesive church usually comes together in working to help the surrounding community by doing cleanups or running soup kitchens for homeless, and providing psychological support to those struggling. In short, it's pretty much the only institution that remains stalwart in the face of an increasingly degenerate society- A modern "Ark" in a time where we rush ever faster toward a society as it was "in the days of Noah" So, on one hand the Vatican has a point about the church just supporting Trump because he's the Republican. But you'd think someone like the Pope who's supposed to be intelligent could look at the culture and climate and history of the Protestant church in the US and realize this is par for the course. The Pope's buddies here are operating on the false pretense that the Travel ban IS a Muslim ban- and can't understand why the church would participate in such "hateful rhetoric" by supporting President Trump. The Vatican cronies can't understand why they'd lay hands on and pray for a man who probably isn't really religious at all. But is it not the church's responsibility to proselytize? These idiots want to talk about Western Protestants taking the Bible out of context, when just last week there was a raid on a Vatican Owned building that was hosting a for a drug-fueled gay orgy. So, please Mr. Pope, tell me where THAT is in the Bible? Really this boils down to Catholics hating on fly-over country Protestants. What do you expect from a religious institution that has tarnished so much under this Argentinian Faggot's leadership? Sure, the "god loves Trump" signs are cringey; but believe it or not, the church has its own brand of Memetics and Catholics just don't get it. If you don't believe me, look into Trump as fulfilling the prophesy of the Last Trump or Trump as Cyrus, the King who eventually allowed the Hebrews to leave captivity in Babylon and rebuild the walls of Jerusalem. The only real difference between Christian Trump memes and the Kekistani memes is the degree to which the respective camps believe them. Baron Trump's Marvelous Underground Journey On the heels of the Trump Time travel theory (which I covered briefly in a previous episode); is a theory emanating from 4chan's /pol/'s latest memetic discovery of "Baron Trump's Marvelous Underground Journey"; which depicts the Child Baron Trump of the elder Baron Trump. This child Baron is the focus of several fantastical adventures, requiring courage and fierce tenacity from the young Trump. This development has several spooky synchronicities along the lines we've come to expect when it relates to Kekistani lore -The US election following the publication of this book was the climax of an intensely heated contest in which Republican candidate William McKinley (a former Governor of Ohio) defeated Democrat William Jennings Bryan (a former Representative from Nebraska) in one of the most dramatic and complex races in American history. The 2020 election falls on Tuesday November 3. - Baron Trump's dog Bulgur looks like Vice President Mike Pence's dog, Maverick. - While in the Underground world, he comes into contact with "Mikkamenkies"; which some anons have used high-level Google-Fu to determine this to mean "frog people" - Baron Trump's Marvelous Underground Journey heats up as he looks for a portal in the Ural Mountains in Russia. The Dyatlov Pass in the Ural Mountains is a place where anomalies are said to occur. The pass is so-named because of an incident described on Wikipedia as follows: Quote: "The Dyatlov Pass incident refers to the mysterious, unsolved deaths of nine ski hikers in the northern Ural Mountains on February 2, 1959. The experienced trekking group, who were all from the Ural Polytechnical Institute, had established a camp on the slopes of Kholat Syakhl when disaster struck. During the night, something caused them to tear their way out of their tents and to flee the campsite while inadequately dressed during a heavy snowfall and sub-zero temperature. Soviet Union investigators determined that six victims died from hypothermia and that the three others showed signs of physical trauma. One victim had a fractured skull; another had brain damage but no sign of an injured skull. Additionally, the tongue and eyes of a female team member were missing. The investigation concluded that an "unknown compelling force" had caused the deaths. Access to the region was closed to expeditions and hikers for three years after the incident. Several explanations have been put forward as to the cause of the deaths. They include an animal attack, hypothermia, an avalanche, infrasound-induced panic, military involvement, or some combination of these. The area is named Dyatlov Pass in honor of the group's leader, Igor Dyatlov" End quote. In a movie about that incident, the hikers are actually transported to a future era. - Baron Trump in his 1983 depiction, is in possession of a fidget spinner - Ingersoll, the book's author, is also the name of a watch company that produced a model with a day/night symbol strangely approximating the famous time traveler John Titor's military branch insignia; thus tying this all back into the Trump Time travel theory. For those of you wondering why the Internet focuses on Baron Trump instead of Donald Junior, it has to do with Old Catholic Kingly rules of succession. The God Emperor Trump is currently married to Melania Trump- which makes her a "Queen". The son of the current Queen is Baron Trump, therefore making him next in line for the throne. Memelords don't really cares about what happens with Donald Junior because in their mind, he's mimetically irrelevant- this irrelevance serves as a kind of uncontested marriage annulment for any of Trump's previous marriages. Of course we tend to conveniently ignore the fact that the United States doesn't work in terms of kings and queens... but that doesn't mean that should a communist revolution run rampant across the country, that a President under martial law would be very much like a king of old, and could pass the sacred task of Defending the US to his son Baron. One of these frog people that Little Baron Trump meets, makes fun of humans for taking pleasure in pictures or wasting time making them, instead of admiring the things they depict. If you need help in understand how this relates at all...it's a short statement on the fact that Memes are not enough. It's really not about the memes, at the end of the day. It's about sending a message- it's about our right to make fun of whatever we want- about our rights to free speech and the boundless power it has over the sellouts who do their very best to take control of our minds. But we Memelords are constantly looking for ways to turn things into something funny... and this makes us immune from their pathetic tactics- so long as we do not get lost in the pictures themselves- but hold true to the ideas we put forth when we use them. If you'd like to read the book, a .PDF link is provided below. There is also a YouTube channel Psych Out, where this guy has read the book aloud; videos are broken up by chapter. Link to that channel is also below. Anarchy's Funniest Home Videos A Boston-based member of Antifa appeared on Fox news of all places. What he has to say was truly retarded, as you might expect: Hah hah- check out that Andy Samberg looking motherfucker in his leather captains' chair and his framed photo of Karl Marx in the background. I'm pretty sure this interview was a hoax but it's still funny as shit. I mean, how can you be so comfortable in all your capitalist trappings and sweat-shop made attire speaking to a webcam connected to a computer? If these anarchy-communist shitheads were intellectually honest, they wouldn't use tools built by capitalist pigs. But of course we know that you'd have to be at least marginally intelligent to grasp that concept. Hah hah Well, that’s all I have to say, for now. If you like this video, please do like, subscribe and share! I enjoy reading and engaging with all your comments, so please do join in the discussion below. Remember- SEEK THE TRUTH, and HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 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